'The Big Tripout Report' has been published since January 2002. It is now in its 21st Issue, below you can find all the old stories from the previous issues.

Easy Riders
Toby and Sarena Got their motors running, then headed out on the highway, Looking for adventure and whatever came their way. Yeah baby the're gonna make it happen, take the world in a love embrace, fire all their guns at once and explode into space!...

...Like a true natures child, they where born, born to be wild, they can fly so high, they never, wanna die (a-hi).

They donned their leathers (no they didn't), strapped on their helmets (no they didn't), grew their beards (only Sarena did that) and terrorised the States (again only Sarena did that). Toby and Sarena took a 4 day whistle stop tour of Florida Keys and the Everglades on a couple of Harley Davidsons. Toby straddled a Fat Boy (not the first time) Sarena rode a Low Rider. They packed a tent and a tooth brush and hit the open roads. Sarena cruising the Everglades (1,336 kb)... more

Lazy Riders
QUESTION: Why walk when you can Segway?
ANSWER: Probably because you want to get some exercise and not look like a tit!

Only in America! The latest invention and the ultimate in laziness. Obviously being open minded Toby and Sarena gave these contraptions a go, it also looks like a whole load of fun too. Well with a top speed of 12.5 these nifty little muthers are fun. They are actually pretty tiring too and can only take so much weight so are unlikely to make the nation even fatter. Trouble is no matter how much fun they are - at the end of the day you will always look like a tit. Toby masters the Segway (1,335 kb)... more

This time 2 years ago...
...We had trekked up to Everest base camp and raised £1000 for a Kathmandu Orphanage, Traveled across Northern India to end up being very civilised in Goa, raided a pick 'n' mix bar of Singapore and arrived in Sydney and then Melbourne... not much then!

The Curse of the Incas

Strange things have been happening to Toby and Sarena over the last month. Things they have managed to avoid for the whole 2 years of traveling. The first incident seemed minor enough. They had to change their travel plans for the first time due to riots and strikes in Bolivia. Instead of visiting this high plateau they changed their course and continued up the amazon river through Brazil and to the Tri-Frontier borders of Brazil, Peru and Colombia. The next incident found them stranded in a tiny Peruvian jungle village after their 'tin can' motorboat broke down. All the signs started to point towards preventing the couple from reaching the heart of the Inca civilization in Peru. Battling their way through the Jungle and making it down to Cusco in the Andes only seemed to increase the power of the curse. Sarena was then inflicicted with acute illness the night before they were due start a 4 day Hike to the Inca city of Machu Picchu. She fought bravley to overcome her illness, but then 1 day into the Hike Toby was also inflicted. Being of a weaker constituion than his traveling partner they where forced to turn back. But not forced to quit. Eventually they made it to Machu Picchu (by train) and belived they had beaten the curse...

...Not quite so. 2 days later Toby was struck down again, forcing hospitalistion for a night. Then it was reported that they where the lucky ones as the rest of the group who had treked to Machu Picchu where later discovered - their bones bleaching in the desert sun of Arequipa.

Tango in Buenos Aires

Find yourself a nice smoky bar in a cobbled neighbourhood of Buenos Aires and sit down for a show of Tango. It's a must in Buenos Aires and the first port of call for Toby and Sarena on their arrival at this amazing city. ... more

Colonial Uruguay .
Toby and Sarena only afforded themselves a few days in Uruguay, but they where well rewarded for there effort after discovering the small portuguese settlement of Colonia where they spent a few days being very cosmopolitan and scooting around on the cobbled streets of the old town... more

This time last year...
...We where Living and working in Katikati, New Zealand we spent our free time discovering Mount Manganui, Golf, and Sheep!

Toby & Sarena split!

Its official after 2 years of traveling together. Toby and Sarena have finally agreed on something... They can't stand each other! Sarena 'Evil' Perry in no reasonable words told Toby where to go. Which actually happened to be the driest desert in the world, Atacama, in the North of Chile.

Fortunately for Toby, there is actually some pretty interesting spots in the Atacama desert. Like a dog with his tail between his legs he took his tent and found a solitary little spot in amongst some weeds at a small dusty town called San Pedro. From there he mixed with a myriad of young ladies and took in all the local sites... Flamingos, Salt Lakes, Andean Lakes and villages, fields of Geysers and massive sand dunes.

Sarena meanwhile moped around Santiago, coughing and wheezing and generally having a bad hair day regretted her decision to kick Toby out. After her consistent begging Toby forgave her and returned to Santiago. Although things still look a bit shaky for the future (well until she sorts her hair out!). ... more

2 years on the road.
On the 10th of September Toby and Sarena celebrated there completion of a 2nd year on the road and 2 years of 'The Big Tripout'. As this was such a mammoth event Toby forgave Sarena's previous 'Evilness' and returned to Santiago so that they could begin the celebrations on the 9th with a few drinks amongst fellow travelers staying in La Casa Roja International Backpacking Hostel (plug)... more

Gary & Sarah proposal
In a splash of romance only reserved for lovey dovey girly books. Local lad Gary Wolfe whisked Sarah Mead off to a remote Fijian island just to propose to her on the golden sands of their own private beach. Feeling rather disgruntled by the whole affair Toby & Sarena seemed very put out that they were not waiting for them when they also arrived on the same island.

'We were expecting a greeting party as we arrived ashore but instead these two 'love birds' decided it would be more appropriate to shun our grand arrival and amuse themselves with their ring swapping antics'

Later in the day Toby & Sarena forgave the couples indiscretion and they all celebrated the news of the engagement that evening with a few rounds of cocktails and Fiji Bitter... more

Congratulations to Gary & Sarah

'If only he could of splashed out on some decent accommodation for us both. Bloody french, all show and no action' ... more

Emma Gorrell, attacked by vicious wild dogs.
Toby and Sarena where witness to a horrific attack when their new friend Emma Gorrell was savagely ripped from the back of Toby's motorbike by a pack of snarling dogs on one of the most remote islands in the world, Easter Island. The incident left the whole island in shock as Emma was rushed to hospital to receive stitches in her foot (well 1), jabs in her bum, and some sticky tape to cover the hole in her boot. The good news is she is now recovering well in Santiago... more

England cause a storm down under

Sore Loser, Sore Winner
After watching England beat the All Blacks Toby was knocked to the Wellington pavement by a disgruntled Kiwi. It wasn't the fact that the next afternoon was spent in A & E that annoyed Toby more the fact that 1 and a half kebabs where lost during the incident... more

Holiday Links

• East Cape Horse Trek
• White Island
• Auckland Zoo
• Waitomo Caves
• Whale Watching
• Hanmer Springs
• Akaroa
• Mt Count
• Milford Sounds
• Fly-By-Wire
• Heli Hike Glacier
• Abel Tasman Kayaking

Ken Dodd makes it 'big time' in NZ
Long standing family entertainer, Ken Dodd, has battled through his tax evasion problems in the UK and bought his unique brand of comedy to New Zealand. In a brave move to diversify his act his has ditched his trade mark 'Diddy men' and is solely relying on his ability to make stupid faces. He can currently be found touring the chain of 'Top 10' holiday parks on the South Island... more

This time last year...
...we were sailing the whitsundays, motorbiking through tropical rainforests, driving the outback, mining for opals, befriending spiders, snorkeling in coral reefs, quad biking over giant sand dunes.

Toby & Sarena's house voted top holiday destination
Katikati resources have been put under strain over the last few months as tourists arrive in droves to stay at the fabled home of Toby and Sarena. There were strong indications that this destination was proving popular towards the end 2002. But no one was prepared for the sudden influx. Their house in Katikati became over booked at one point with tourists resorting to sleeping on the kitchen floor.

It is thought that this advert used in a recent promotional campaign may of had something to do with the increased interest. view video (1,128 kb)

Holiday Links

• Lisa Moody Arrives
• Clive Jones Arrives
  • Coromandel Camping
  • White Water Rafting
• Sylvia, Chris and Trixie Arrive
  • Jet Boating
  • Quad Biking
  • Dolphin Watching
• Joy and Spit Arrive

Luge speed record safe
In a brave attempt to beat the long standing luging top speed record, Joy Spittle bravely launched of down the famous luging track of Rotorua. Unfortunately after several attempts she could not quite beat the current record which as alluded so many over the recent years.

'I think with a pointier bra I would have cracked it. With a technique as good as mine, it just comes down to aerodynamics to achieve the slightest of speed advantages.' more

Beena gets a bike for Christmas.
Sarena finally gets the bike of her dreams which can be conveniently parked on the coffee table! She impressed the local pot plants with a few stunning laps around the lounge. Although she did have a few technical problems when her stiletto's got stuck in the side stand but apart from that she was on top form...........

When interviewed Toby was quoted saying 'She seems to be really enjoying her Christmas present but does seem to be getting under my feet and is causing havoc to the carpet'...more

Wonder Woman!
Sarena had a minute of madness in the last week of employment working at the Rest Home. She found she had some fantastic powers enabling her to change into her work persona at an alarming rate. Strange thing was the resemblance to the TV character 'Wonder Women' but unable to obtain the final look of the super hero she opted for a cross between - Frank spencer and a Dinner Lady...more view video (528 kb)

The Tripout Report is One Year Old.
Can you believe it! 12 months worth of these ridiculous stories. That takes real dedication you know! Remember you can always look at the previous 11 editions via our stories link at the top and bottom of each page.

Happy Christmas from NZ
Our second christmas away from home. It certainly doesn't feel christmassy in NZ. Finally the weather is getting better and we have had a great spell of sun and sandflies already.

This is to wish everyone who knows us and to everyone who doesn't! a very happy Xmas and New Year

We have had the best support and the friendliest emails from so many people. This is another Xmas away from our family and friends and we miss them all....

Please keep your emails and messages coming whilst we travel around the world.

Work sweet work!!!

Can it get any more exciting! This time the trip'o'vision film crew are let loose in Toby's office, giving you a true insight into this productive industry!

Spring is in the air - Competition!
The Weather is getting warmer and more and more ichle lamsies and calvsies are popping out all around us. The whole thing is making us feel very happy and joyful. Plus we have had a complaint that there are not enough photos of sheep on our web site, so we have decided to run a competition...

We have put a lot of lamb and other 'spring' related photos in our latest diaries, but a little black lamb has managed to loose its way. The first one to email us (lostblacksheep@tripout.co.uk) with its location will win free accommodation* staying with us for 1 week in New Zealand. How generous is that!

*cost of transport is not included. You can stay longer but might have to do some washing up.

Home sweet home part II.

We are sorry that we haven't been up to much over the last month and don't have much of interest to put on our web site. Therefore as our Trip'o'vision camera proved so popular in the last edition so we have now put in the 360 degree view from our balcony.

The Big Tripout is 1 Year Old.
Can you believe it! A whole year on the road. After leaving the UK on the 10th September 2001 we have decided to take a little break from our backpacks and settling down in New Zealand for a few months before we start our trip back home. To Celebrate 1 year of The Big Tripout we have put our web site through a bit of a face lift (We will of course also be having a few drinks). We hope you like the changes. Please click the About link to find out more.

JP has also posted a Tripout web site with some photos of the lads having a leaving drink with Toby, Oh to reminisce! - http://jp.tripout.co.uk/tripout1.htm.

Home sweet home.

Trip'o'vision click and move mouse to pan

It doesn't take long! one month in the country and Toby and Sarena have already settled down into a normal routine again. They are determined not to turn into slobs again and spend all their time slouching around in their great new house in Katikati. The lucky beggars have found themselves a great home in the Bay of plenty. It even has 3 bedrooms for when YOU come and visit.

Back to the grind
The final straw! A car a house and now a job. Well Toby has even had two jobs already. The first was out in the fields pruning Kiwi fruit vines for £8 a day so he soon gave that one up and taken a softer IT job in the nearby city of Tauranga. Jammy old Sarena has got a job right next door to the new home. She is working in a rest home looking after all the dear old folk.

Bye-bye OZ, Hello NZ.
A new month and a new country... New Zealand, the land of the long white cloud. Toby and Sarena arrived in Auckland on July the 1st but wasted no time in getting to the south island and some more scenic parts of the country.

Beena tours 'Welcome to New Zealand.' view video (688 kb)

Bye-bye Betty .
June 12th was a very sad day, As Betty 'the van' was sold off by her miserable owners for a pittance to 4 pretty young English girls. How mean could they be, just using and abusing her then discarding her when she was not needed any more.

'Cool at least I've got some beer money now!' explained the heartless Toby when recently interviewed.... more

Star Trek Musical!
Backpackers Toby & Sarena have successfully auditioned for the new hit musical movie, Star Trek XVII - Spock sings the blues. This film is due to be filmed in Sydney in the coming months.

Sarena and they rest of the cast where delighted with the news. Toby was especially keen as his role as the captain of a fleet of Klingons means that he will not require much makeup...more

Sarena's desert birthday.
As an extra special treat for Sarena's 30th birthday Toby arranged for her to be in the remotest part of the Australian desert. - How thoughtful.

The momentous occasion was actually celebrated at Alice Springs with the company of Toby and two friendly neighbouring campers. Van and John... more

Ancient Aborigine tribe discovered.
An extraordinary discovery was made near the sacred Aboriginal land of Uluru. A lone Aborigine from the lost tribe of the wallywalladicks was found wondering aimlessly in the bush.

I local expert in Aboriginal history as issued the following statement. 'Its outstanding to find a living member of the wallywalladick tribe as this odd pale skinned group of indigenous people were thought to have died out centuries ago. If we could understand what this lost chief was saying we may well learn a lot about their culture'.

Sarena returns to OZ.
After a spell in the UK to help out with some family problems. Sarena has now returned to OZ. She flew into Brisbane on the 15th of April and was greeted at the airport by her loving boy-fiend Toby and travelling companions Beau and Clare Lutring.... more

'Stud Muffin Joneser' suffers mysterious illness.
After a night on the town during the easter weekend Stud Muffin Joneser was suddenly hit by a mysterious illness.

'I don't know if it was a bug from one of the many girls around me at the bar or the 15 bottles of beer I drunk. But by the morning I was practically paralysed in a state of muzzy dizziness....more view video (1,336 kb)

Sarena returns to UK.
More bad news from home has persuaded Sarena to return to the UK for a few weeks. Speaking from the airport, Sarena quotes; 'It will be hard to be apart from Toby, he is my life, my joy, my love. Probably the greatest person in the world. But I will return to him, oh yes I shall return!'.... more

Base Jumper forgets chute.
Daring base jumper, TJ. Attempted a jump from the Telstra tower in Canberra. But during the hectic race to jump and avoid the officials trying to stop him he completely forgot his parachute.

'If it wasn't for me completely dense noggin I might have been hurt'. Expressed the slightly dazed dare devil as he dusted himself down..... more

Toby celebrates birthday rock climbing.
Not to be outdone by the surfing excursion for Beau's Birthday. Sarena arranges a days Rock Climbing at Mt. Arapiles for Toby's 28th Birthday, Although to cut the cost of the equipment hire she insists that he goes in his birthday suit!.... more

Team 'Betty' fail qualifications for Melbourne's 2002 Grand Prix.
Controversy plagued Formula 1 as new rookies to the race where disqualified from the qualification race at Melbourne after F1 officials insisted that Team ' Betty's car did not meet the class specifications. Team ' Betty' felt cheated as they had already completed 2 laps of the circuit at Albert Park and reached a staggering 40km per hour along the finishing straight, before the decision was made to disqualify them. Team 'Betty' are now looking into sponsorship for next years event.... view video (616 kb)

Tony hawks performs 900 degree aerial.
History was made at the 2002 Globe Skateboarding Championships in Melbourne when Skateboarding legend, Tony Hawks, executed the first ever 900 degrees aerial spin off the half pipe in OZ!.... more

Beau celebrates birthday in surf.
Newly wed, Clare Lutring, treated her husband to a days surfing in Torquay to celebrate his birthday.... more

Photo; Beau at 9 months

Midnight raid deprives campers of essential supplies.
Scavenging Possums execute perfectly planned raid on camping supplies of intrepid backpackers on a remote island of the coast of Australia. They didn't even flinch at the security cameras or guards that were intent on stroking them!... more

Run-down camper van makes 1,200 km journey across the Nullarbor.
'The beating sun dried up our eyeballs as we drove relentlessly for 3 whole days in a straight line through the treeless desert of South Australia'... more

Intrepid backpackers spend 4 days on walkabout in the Bush.
4 adventurous backpackers from England spent 4 days scrambling through the undergrowth of the Valley of the Giants in Western Australia... more